it's 2012?

sorry finger butters. I have have done you wrong as your butt master. But to be fair, I got an iphone and it's really hard to make finger butts! I can take these alty fingerbutt shots on instargam (see above). And, to be frank, it's CRAP.  Who wants hipster finger butts? Not me! Hipster are the WORST! (jk, I just love it when people say that).


But unless there are any bright ideas out there, I think this post may be butt or finger butts swan song . Or, to emoticon it,  ( )( ) + :( = :( )( ): sad butt.


I love you. don't cry for butts, Argentina.

It's raining, it's pouring, what types of butts are contouring?

Hey Guys,

It's Saturday. I am working. It's raining. Waap Waap right?

On paper today seems like a bust, but what is the silver lining? I have another butt post to share! Now I must admit this one is difficult.... very challenging.... only the butt experts can truly decipher the subtle difference been this here butt crack and, well,  just bodyfoldz. Like many other posts have pointed out, this image could be any part of the (human) anatomy... (I have yet to figure out how to use any other animals and their respective body parts to create their own finger (paw?) butt. I welcome any and all suggestions on how to achieve this). SO WHAT IS IT? 

Also, while I am on a posting roll, I would like to extend an invitation to my few friends / random readers. I want a tasteful picture of your butt. or finger butt. Whatever YOU feel comfortable with, really. 

Please e-mail any and all images to: buttorfingerbutt@yahoo.com

Yes. That's right. I created an e-mail account, since I know how shy you all are. Just let me know if your image is a butt or finger butt (or not, I like to guess too) and of course let me know how much you love the blog. just kidding. ROFLMAO! right?

I am waiting with bated breath for your submissions. 

Kisses,

The Butt Master.

I'M BACK .......with just the Hairiest Butt.

This is so gross you guys. Just so nasty.

sunday butt, funday butt

nothing is better than taking pictures of butts, fingers, and other body parts on a delightful sunday afternoon.

   

better butt-ier butt post

Happy Saturday y'all! It's the weekend, the sun is shining, and it's time for a new butt post. Your glazed over hangover eyes may help you with this - the ultimate - question. Butt or Finger Butt?

   

Finger butt, butt, OR arm butt?

The human body is just so interesting. So many parts of our bodies we can fold up to look like butts! it's really amazing. Butt arms, Butt legs, maybe even butt toes, if they are long enough. In the meantime, what do you think this stunning black and white photo is off? any way you cutt itt, itt's a classy + artsy butt.
   

Butt or Finger Butt, Part 3

what prey tell is this fair booty? a digit or a badonkadonk?
   

Butt-er believe it's another butt post.

Now this one is tough. Really tough. If you can tell me if it's a finger or a butt (or maybe even something else entirely???) you will earn my admiration and respect (which is clearly hard to come by, since this blog is just oh so tasteful)
   

Butt is it a finger, or a butt?

hmmmmmmmmmmmm........
   

Butt Jamz

Now there are more ways to tribute the butt than simply folding over your finger to create a miniature butt within the palm of your hand. You can draw pictures of butts (another hobby of mine), you can smoke cigarettes and put out butts, or you can contradict / follow up a statement you made by simply using a 'but'. BUT in the meantime, I thought I would share some of my favorite songs about butts. Feel free to add your own. 

LL Cool J, "Big Ole Butt."

 Sir Mix-a-Lot "Baby Got Back" 

Juvenile - "Back That Ass Up" (NSFW)



 

 Samwell "What What (In the Butt)" (NSFW)

  KC and the Sunshine Band "Shake, Shake, Shake (Shake Your Booty)"





Bubba Sparxx - "Ms. New Booty" 

Butt OR Finger Butt part two

Now this image is shaky, to be sure, but the real question is - is it shaky because I had to get in an awkward pose to take a picture of my butt at work? ooorrr is it just the delightful creases of my finger? you be the judge.
   

Butt or Finger Butt part one

Okay, so what do you think? Is this a bodacious behind or just a plain ole finger??

Butt or Finger Butt?

Hey Guys! This blog is created to decipher the delicate difference between real butts and finger butts. In case you are unsure what a finger butt is, please look at the illustrated image below to learn how to make your own finger butt. Feel free to upload your own butt or finger butt.